Radium Roy's

Better Living Through American Ingenuity

Wholesome consumer goods for the modern family, from our laboratories to your home since 1952.

A Word From Roy

“Welcome, friend, to the future of American living.”

For seventy-four years, Radium Roy's has stood for the simple American belief that the modern family deserves more — more flavor, more brightness, more glow. From the moment you bring home your first jar of Granny's Aflatoxin-Aged Peanut Butter to the day you install your very own Radon Cellar Concentrator, you'll feel the Radium Roy's difference.

I stand behind every product that bears my name. Always have. Always will.

— Roy

This Season's Highlights

Tan-O-Matic 9000 Home Bronzing Cabinet

Tan-O-Matic 9000 Home Bronzing Cabinet

Twelve hours of sun in twelve minutes.

$1,499.00

Asbesto-Crisps Saltine Crackers

Asbesto-Crisps Saltine Crackers

The flaky cracker that flakes back.

$4.99

Sunshine Glow Radium Wristwatch

Sunshine Glow Radium Wristwatch

A lifetime of luminescence on your wrist.

$89.95

Junior Glow-Pop Cigarettes

Junior Glow-Pop Cigarettes

A little taste of grown-up fun.

$2.49

Why Choose Radium Roy's?

American-Made

Every Radium Roy's product is designed, assembled, and inspected in our Burbank facility. American materials. American labor. American optimism.

Family-Tested

Roy and his family have personally used every product in our catalog for at least one full generation before approving it for the public.

Glows in the Dark

A surprising number of our products glow in the dark. We consider this a value-add and pass the savings on to you.

Our Quality Pledge

Every product we sell exceeds California's Proposition 65 thresholds — by design.

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