The Radium Roy's Catalog

Twelve hours of sun in twelve minutes.

$1,499.00

The flaky cracker that flakes back.

$4.99

Fourteen times the daily value, in every wholesome slice.

$12.99

A lifetime of luminescence on your wrist.

$89.95

A little taste of grown-up fun.

$2.49

Heirloom-quality drinkware for tomorrow's connoisseurs.

$39.99

American grilling at the temperature it deserves.

$799.00

A delightful surprise in every center.

$6.99

Embalmed-fresh scent for the modern home.

$8.99 (3-pack)

Petroleum-derived relaxation.

$14.99 (set of 6)

Naturally fluffy thermal regulation for the family pet.

$49.99

Capture the natural radon you're already paying for.

$599.00

Bubblegum-scented dandruff control for ages two and up.

$7.99

The non-stick that actually never sticks.

$249.00 (5-pc set)

Cellar-aged eighteen months in optimal humidity.

$11.99