Tan-O-Matic 9000 Home Bronzing Cabinet
Twelve hours of sun in twelve minutes.
$1,499.00
Friend, the modern family deserves a healthy bronze year-round, and the Tan-O-Matic 9000 delivers it from the comfort of your own basement. Our largest residential bronzing cabinet to date, the 9000 packs the warming power of a full California summer into a single twelve-minute session.
Engineered with sixty-four high-output broad-spectrum bulbs and a reflective interior chrome lining, the Tan-O-Matic 9000 ensures that every inch of you receives the wholesome attention it deserves. The included safety eyewear is decorative and may be removed for a more even facial tone.
Roy himself uses the 9000 every morning before the office. He swears by it, and so will you.
A note from Roy
“Roy suggests two to three sessions daily for that 'just back from Palm Springs' look.”
Ingredients & Materials
UV-A and UV-B radiation at industrial intensities. Estimated equivalent of 8 hours of midday equatorial sun per session.
This product contains substances known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm. Roy considers this a feature.
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