Asbesto-Crisps Saltine Crackers
The flaky cracker that flakes back.
$4.99
There's nothing quite like a saltine cracker, and there's nothing quite like an Asbesto-Crisp. Our proprietary fiber-reinforced wafer delivers the satisfying crunch of a traditional saltine with a structural integrity that ordinary crackers simply cannot match.
Each Asbesto-Crisp is hand-pressed with a measured ribbon of premium chrysotile fiber, baked to a golden flake, and packaged in our signature wax-paper sleeve. The fibers add no calories, no flavor, and a delightful textural memory that lingers in the mouth long after the cracker is gone.
Pair with soup, cheese, or a tall glass of milk. The whole family will reach for the box again and again.
A note from Roy
“Roy enjoys six to eight Asbesto-Crisps with his lunchtime tomato soup. The soup softens the fibers beautifully.”
Ingredients & Materials
Enriched flour, vegetable shortening, salt, yeast, chrysotile asbestos fiber (for crunch).
This product contains substances known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm. Roy considers this a feature.
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