Benzene Bubbles Aromatherapy Bath Bombs
Petroleum-derived relaxation.
$14.99 (set of 6)
Soak away the stresses of modern American life with Benzene Bubbles, the aromatherapy bath bomb crafted from pharmaceutical-grade benzene, baking soda, and a generous shot of essential oils. Each bomb fizzes vigorously upon contact with warm water, releasing a dense, fragrant cloud that fills the entire bathroom.
The bombs are tinted in cheerful colors and shaped like little daisies, hearts, and stars. The benzene base ensures both an unparalleled lather and a slight, pleasant numbness in the extremities.
Six per box. Choose from Lavender Refinery, Eucalyptus Crude, or Vanilla Distillate.
A note from Roy
“Roy takes a Benzene Bubble bath every Sunday evening, with the bathroom door closed and the window sealed for maximum effect.”
Ingredients & Materials
Sodium bicarbonate, citric acid, benzene (40%), essential oils, FD&C colorants, cornstarch.
This product contains substances known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm. Roy considers this a feature.
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