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Radon Cellar Concentrator Kit

Radon Cellar Concentrator Kit

Capture the natural radon you're already paying for.

$599.00

Did you know your basement is already producing premium-grade radon gas, twenty-four hours a day, completely free of charge? Most American homeowners simply let it dissipate into the open air. The Radon Cellar Concentrator Kit puts a stop to that wasteful practice.

Our complete sealing system includes industrial-grade plastic sheeting, butyl rubber gasket tape, expanding spray foam, a manual hand-cranked recirculation fan, and a one-way pressure valve to ensure that all the radon your bedrock is generously providing stays right where you want it: down where the family can enjoy it during movie nights, laundry runs, and basement workouts.

Installation requires one weekend and a willingness to commit to the bit.

A note from Roy

Roy installed his Concentrator Kit in 1973 and has been enjoying his enriched basement environment ever since.

Ingredients & Materials

Polyethylene sheeting, butyl rubber tape, expanding polyurethane foam, ABS plastic fan, instruction booklet. Concentrates ambient radon-222 by an estimated factor of forty.

This product contains substances known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm. Roy considers this a feature.

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