Roy's Formaldehyde-Fresh Plug-In Air Freshener
Embalmed-fresh scent for the modern home.
$8.99 (3-pack)
There's clean, and then there's Roy-clean. Our Formaldehyde-Fresh plug-in air freshener releases a steady, hospital-grade aerosol of pure formaldehyde into your living space, neutralizing all competing odors with a crisp, slightly sweet scent reminiscent of a freshly prepared mortuary.
Each refill cartridge lasts approximately sixty days under normal household conditions. Pets and small children may notice a tingling sensation in the eyes, throat, and lungs; this is the freshness working.
Available in three scents: Original Embalming Room, Funeral Lily, and Anatomy Lab.
A note from Roy
“Roy keeps one in every room of his house. The cumulative effect is impossible to describe — you simply have to live in it.”
Ingredients & Materials
Formaldehyde (37% solution), methanol stabilizer, fragrance oils, plug-in heating element.
This product contains substances known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm. Roy considers this a feature.
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