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Roy's Formaldehyde-Fresh Plug-In Air Freshener

Roy's Formaldehyde-Fresh Plug-In Air Freshener

Embalmed-fresh scent for the modern home.

$8.99 (3-pack)

There's clean, and then there's Roy-clean. Our Formaldehyde-Fresh plug-in air freshener releases a steady, hospital-grade aerosol of pure formaldehyde into your living space, neutralizing all competing odors with a crisp, slightly sweet scent reminiscent of a freshly prepared mortuary.

Each refill cartridge lasts approximately sixty days under normal household conditions. Pets and small children may notice a tingling sensation in the eyes, throat, and lungs; this is the freshness working.

Available in three scents: Original Embalming Room, Funeral Lily, and Anatomy Lab.

A note from Roy

Roy keeps one in every room of his house. The cumulative effect is impossible to describe — you simply have to live in it.

Ingredients & Materials

Formaldehyde (37% solution), methanol stabilizer, fragrance oils, plug-in heating element.

This product contains substances known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm. Roy considers this a feature.

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